Tuesday, July 25, 2006

southpark the movie rocks.

mike had never seen southpark the movie. so we bought it.
we were enjoying the movie the other night. sadaam is hilarious.
then mike turns to me and asks with complete sincerity:
"was sadaam dead when this movie was made?"
to which i replied:
"no, given that he's still alive now."
mike's hilarious too.

he who came before us...

when we moved into our new apartment, the young girl next door told us that they guy that lived there before us was really weird. he had boxes piled full in the garage and never seemed to stay there.
we get mail from the old resident. it is usually addressed to kitten toy store. at first, i figured that it was some sort of pet supply store. how wonderful - maybe someone will send a free sample someday!
then last week, we got something very un-petlike. it was a catalog. a fairly thick catalog. wrapped in black plastic. and the contents of the catalog were most definitely not pet toys. let's just say there were things in this catalog that i would never have imagined and am still not sure what to do with. let's hope they don't send a sample.
suddenly it all became clear - the guy before us was apparently running some sort of porn and sex toy distribution center. my only comfort is that he apparently did not live there.

Friday, July 14, 2006

overheard at work

"if you're going to smoke weed, that's your business, as long as you don't do it in my house. but make sure you take it out of your pockets before you wash your shorts because it screwed up my machine."

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

how am i supposed to be professional in this situation!?

the woman across the aisle from me (elmo) just farted. loudly. and i'm supposed to sit here and pretend like it didn't happen!?

Monday, July 03, 2006

Charlotte!? Really!?

I was sitting here in my apartment all by myself listening to "I'm Gonna Be" by the Proclaimers better known as I Would Walk 500 Miles) and reading Erin Elizabeth's blog and I came across her post for the Sex and the City quiz. Assuming I would score as Miranda easily, I took the quiz. I turned out 81% Charlotte! I was only 69% Miranda. Next up were Samantha and Carrie at 50 and 44% respectively. Very interesting.
Take the quiz here.